♉ [NETWORK BROADCAST | DAY THREE]

[activatingaggro]

[LOCKED TO DOUBLEZERO, HIGH SECURITY]

look, srny for, uh.

rnipping out yrn thrnoat.

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[doublezero]

are y00u really?

[activatingaggro]

nah, i'm lying forn funsies.

[doublezero]

i have been w00ndering what s00rt 0f a tr00ll lies ab00ut her identity t00 get 00n a stati00n in the middle 00f n00where. d00 y00u kn00w the primary exp00rts 0f hms gl00ry, miss? because the answer lies in the name.

we pr00duce gl00ry. that is all. we call up the dead and we strip them 00f their b00nes, 00f their pasts, 00f anything and everything that has ever had the slightest bit 00f w00rth t0 them. we steal the answers t00 the past fr00m the b00dies 00f the dead, and in the pr00cess, we strip them 00f their dignity.

it is n00t a task appreciated by any but the living, and so we have had psych00p00mps barred fr00m the stati00n f00r the past thirty c00h00rt cycles. but f00r the living, th00se t00 weakwilled t00 pr00duce w00rks 00f their 00wn -

they present theft as a triumph, and they make their names 00ff 00f it.

is that why y00u're here? because y00u have n00thing better t00 00ffer t00 00ur empire than s00mething that was created first by 00thers?

[activatingaggro]

you talk like a fucking ponce.

[doublezero]

that isn't the c00rrect definiti00n 00f that w00rd.

[activatingaggro]

you know what i meanttt. >:{

[activatingaggro]

how did you, like, get back up? since you. y'know. left, aftern.

[doublezero]

why are y00u here?

[activatingaggro]

to help my dude get some hella bux, duuuh. wtf does the rnest of this mattern?

[doublezero]

a prize fighter fr00m s00uthern alternia, up00n her first venture int00 space - when she is supp00sed t0 be 00ff 00n a pre-ascensi00n internship - is 00ff instead, 00n my stati00n, t00 acc00mpany s00me00ne f00r financial gain.

under a false name. if y00ur intenti00ns were genuine, then why b00ther with a lie fr00m the start?

[doublezero]

y00u have lied t00 me three times n00w. i will n00t all00w a f00urth time. will y00u be h00nest, 00r will i be f00rced t00 take acti00n?

t00 cull s00me00ne is a meth0d 00f last res00rt. it is the territ00ry 00f clumsy f00ls, and the ign00rant. i prefer n00t t00.

[activatingaggro]

... yrn rnly curnious, huh.

[activatingaggro]

'kay, i'll tell you. but forn everything i tell you, poncey, yve gotta tell me something, too.

[doublezero]

and why w00uld i d00 that?

[activatingaggro]

bc yrn curnious. yrn supern, supern curnious, and you want to hearn it frnom me, orn you'd just get one of yrn ppl to go prnying. 'cause, like, forn rnealsies. this station's got a pop of, what, 20k?

and out of twenty thousand peeps, you ain't gotta single mindfuckern? plsss. yrn indigo. you could, like - you could pop open my pan like a can of peas and nobody'd even B L I N K.

but you ain't, bc you don't wanna do it like that.

[activatingaggro]

and you don't even wanna cull me, eithern, orn you W O U L D have. you wouldn't have, like, walked out, you'd have rnipped off my head and hap's, too.

[doublezero]

y00u're very c00nfident in y00ur ideas.

[activatingaggro]

bc i'm rniiight.

[doublezero]

true en00ugh.

we'll discuss this in pers00n. t00m00rr00w. 00ver breakfast. this is n00t a request.