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ID: siiipppsss. didn't get a message, so i'm messaging you. type 'y' if you're alive, 'n' if not, and 'sos' if the heir saw you and decided to make you his love prisoner, so i can come over there and burn the station down.
AA: n, and neithern is anyone else going to be.
AA: the watern's pink and i'm going to slit matarni's thrnoat.
AA: sup.
ID:
ID: why is the water pink.
ID: and why're you slitting matari's throat? did she make a joke about the heir making the water pink.
AA: idk why the watern is P I N K, dude, i'm trnying to figurne out.
AA: prnobs bc space fucking S U C K S.
ID:
ID: heyyy. talk to me. what happened?
AA: blllllllllpt.
AA: matarni burnst into my goddamn inbox saying, like, i'd   N E V E RN go rnetrnieving a wrnigglern forn their own good.
AA: and i wouldn't do it forn phern.
AA: so what's my M O T I V E.
AA: and saying i'm like a fucking blueblood, bc i don't RN E S P E C T   this wrnigglern, and i don't V A L U E    this wrnigglern.
AA: like, yeah, i'm not fucking rnmernos, picking kids up off the strneet and cosying up to them.
AA: bc i'm not herne to C U L L T H E M   F O RN   P A RN T S.
AA: and that's what ppl who do that, 'less yrn phern, arne doing it   F O RN.
AA: like, wtf, she's not even    F I V E.
AA: and idefk wherne this came frnom, except she said, like, phern said it?
AA: like, what the fuck?
AA: i could get   S P A C E D overn this. i alrneady got fucking old ass mossblood thrneatening me overn calling hern wannabe   P A L E what she fucking   I S.
AA: but, n, obvs, i'm doing this bc -
AA: idefk.
AA: she called me a fucking blueblood.
ID:
ID: wtf. =:/ you ain't a blueblood. and you're obviously doing this for pheres, you wouldn't be out there if you weren't.
ID: i'll chew on her until she apologizes, already did that to vide tonight. add another notch to the belt.
AA: why werne you having to fucking chew on vide?
AA: iswtg, id won't have to do anything, i will handle hern myself .
AA:
AA:
AA: wait, wtf.
AA: did she say anything to you?
AA: like, actually?
ID: pfff, i was chewing on her over her dumbass comments to you.
ID: because it was bullshit what she was saying, just like it's bullshit what matari said.
ID: people get het up, and they go flinging what'll hurt. =:/
AA: okayyy.
AA:
AA: blllllllpt.
AA: i'm not even doing anything.
ID: blppppttttt yourself.
AA: except helping, and wtf am i dealing w/ this shit?
ID: idk, matari gets an idea stuck in her head, and she has to ride it out.
ID: she probably took something pheres said, twisted it up, and decided she should solve it.
ID: mata's great, but when she tries to fix things...
ID: well, it gets worse or it just gets awkward. =:/
AA:
AA: yeahhh.(edited)
AA: it's dumb and i h8 it.
ID: i'll talk some sense in to her. =:/
ID: or try to, at least.
ID: so don't worry about it for now. we both know you're about as far from blue as it gets. we'll leave the caste impersonation to riccin.
ID: i miss you. =:) and while i was looking at a basement that i'm like 90% sure used to be someone's fungeon, i had an ideaaa.
ID: like, a nerd idea.
AA: n/n/nnnn. don't talk to hernnnn.
AA: dnw, i will.
AA: you've got enough on yrn plate rn without mopping up my shit.
AA: but ty. :diamond1:
AA: you msging me was p good, anyway, hap was thrneatening to sit on me if i kept pacing.(edited)
AA: i miss you too. spill?
ID: pffff. i always got a second plate for you, c'monnn.
ID: yw. :diamond1:
ID: y'know the whole drinker=worm that gives them an autorez, yeah?(edited)
ID: what if youuuu. took coolant, like riccin has.
ID: and make a troll jade-temps.
ID: then put a worm in 'em.
AA:
AA: wtfffff.
AA: 'kay, one prnoblem, coolant is, like, the iep's thing.
AA: but, like..
AA:
AA: do they rnly have wornms??
ID: they absolutely have worms.
ID: if you poke em in the stomach right, it wiggles.
ID: and it keeps them going as long as the worm stays healthy. =:)
ID: and there's gotta be illegal bootleg coolant out there somewhere.
ID: there's bootleg everything.
AA:
AA:
AA: wtffff.
AA:
AA: so which of yrn jades has wornms? >:P
ID: wow, you say that like they don't all have worms.
AA: loool.
AA: you considerned gettin' em frnom the sheltern, insteada the strneet?
AA: hearnd they'll dewornm 'em firnst.
ID: the worms give them character.
ID: and all the shelter jades are uppity. =:P
AA: lmfao.
AA: arne you forn rneal, tho?
ID: absolutely. i wouldn't lie about this.
ID: so how it happens, from what i've gotten out of them, is that they have this worm just chilling in their body. just inactive, waiting.
ID: and then, something happens to the jade. they die, but in a way that they're like. mostly intact. and i guess the death triggers the worm to wakey wakey.(edited)
ID: and it wakes the fuck up and jumpstarts the jade back to life.
ID: and like, takes over organ duty.
ID: or something, because the drinking part is legit.
AA: wtfff.
AA: wtfffffffff.
AA: what happens if they take a knife to the wornm?
ID: idk. the worm needs to be alive.
ID: but after that, the worm takes care of everything.
ID: they even regrow bits.
ID: like you take one of their eyes? nbd, wormypoo will fix it.
ID: as long as they keep the worm full of blood.
BB: wtfff.
AA:(edited)
AA: what happens if a beastspeaker gets a hold of 'em?
ID:
ID: idk. can beastspeakers do bugs? =:????
AA: y, i knew one was a kid.
AA: they can do anything w/ a neurnal system.
ID: huh.
AA: that's, like, not   S E N T I E N T.
AA: the feedback fucks w/ 'em, and then you gotta be blue to pull it off rnight.
AA: orn lu, i guess, and hijack 'em entirnely.
AA: orn a cuckoo.
AA:
AA: gotta be marnoon, basically. >:}
ID: idk, never asked. i mean, it's a worm chilling in your gut. i never really knew any beastspeakers.
AA: loool.
AA: you should askkk.
AA: orn get me a dead drninkern to look at.
AA: but, like, not one of yrnssss.
AA: obvs. >:}
September 8, 2018
ID: lolll. i'll keep my eyes peeled. =:P
ID: but i can ask.
AA; tyyyyy.
AA: .. and ty forn checking in.
ID: ofccc. it's what rails do. =:) and i'm glad i could help.
AA: lool. >:} i'll be out tmrnwww. they'rne doing this ship bullshit i   S U P P O S E D L Y signed on forn.
AA: so jw.
ID: booo, alright. =:( just send a message when it's over so i know you're still fine. otherwise i'm gonna gear up to hit an heir.
AA: lmaooo.
AA: well, if you do, take momentoes.
AA: they've got fins down to theirn S T U B S.
AA: imagine that on the rnearn view mirnrnorn, huh?
ID: lol, weird. definitely bringing a wader pelt back. =:)
ID: light, sips. :diamond1:
AA: liiight. :diamond1:

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